batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

(About being voted ‘Hottie of the Week’ by MTV watchers) “It has very little effect on my life, it was very flattering. I look like my Mum so I said: ‘Mum, there you go, the gene pool is top trumps’.” — Bradley James

Thing I Wish Had Happened in OOTP...

Harry: 'She hated him.'
Sirius: 'Nah, she didn't. In fact; here, have a vial of my loveliest memories of James and Lily. Here, have a vial of Moony's as well. Now, go and watch these in Dumbledore's pensieve so you can appreciate their love, and so that everyone reading this book who has an unhealthy obsession with your parents can die happy, because they now have more canon facts upon which to base their fanfics.'

dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
me:
me:
me:
me: i think i'll start watching it

Pepper and Tony quotes through the years.

dunsted:

→ Endless list of favorite movies (in no particular order): Moulin Rouge! (2001)

“Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, and then on not-so very special day, I sat down at my type-writer and I wrote down our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But most importantly, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The end.”

Irene Adler. Professionally known as ‘’The Woman’’.

thestarksbastard:

being a multifandom blog means that there will be times when you forget that you have multiple fandoms and spend 2 hours blogging about one thing

dracofidus:

jensbitch:

I will always reblog King Giles and his pink DS

It is the fact he is still pulling uther faces whilst playing